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Sunset 2011

I made a body pillow atspur as a joke 
she's a robot so there's nothing to censor :)

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the blog is active again! sorta... 

@babushka i dk if ur interested but heres a lil rundown on how i usually do my digital phone art :3

oh cool! Medibang! I saw it being recommended but i don't remember it being on phones like mine. Did you do that with a some sort of stylus or by hand??

When Marnie Was There (2014)

ayy im allowed to post my piece now.

My OCs for an OC summer zine i was in :)

soft man,,

redraw of a mark i drew abt a year ago under the cut :3

you did thats on your phONE? Dude that's insanely good. And the redraw is even better 

The Rose of Versailles

jordan !

it's kind of a cultural thing to tell everyone else that they don't know real bad weather regardless where you are and where they are. I find that I can't even say "it's cold here" without anyone from elsewhere interpreting that as "I know real cold, I am the only one who has ever been cold" because it's just that expected

or rather, I couldn't say. I'm in the desert now and no longer experience "cold" as a sensation

transwerewolf asked:

From what I've seen it's more that most Americans don't know that eroupeans don't usually have air conditioning, that combined with Americans in certain areas being used to higher temperatures has lead to ignorant jokes 

i dont...understand why people make jokes about this sort of thing like it's not funny not everyone has access to technologies that help us in times of extreme weather. then again, a lot of people are fucked up and so desensitized that they dont care how rude their "jokes" come across

"HAHAHAHA EUROPE THINKS ITS HOT AND CANT COPE LOL"

i mean we're dying of heat stroke karen

it's just as often a matter of literally just not knowing that other places (even within the us, to say nothing of other countries) have different weather expectations and different equipment on hand

like, for a similar but slightly different angle, growing up in the north we thought it was hilarious that schools and businesses and stuff more southward would close for snow because the only way snow can stop wisconsin is by literally barricading our doors, our schools only canceled if the buses can't make it through the snow and ice which is typically once a year. it was kind of mind blowing to be informed that they close for "just a foot of snow" or whatever seemingly laughable amount because they don't keep nearly as much equipment (snow plows, salt, etc) to deal with a problem they don't actually see often

central air is very common throughout the us so it's a lot of assuming that europe must have 1. the same heat and 2. the same tools to deal with it

Russia also has no AC but also no heatwaves yet. Hot water disappeas occasionally in Summer but that's it

Resin rings

I have these resin rings that I’ll sell for $15 US each. They’re 1 size fits most, but I’ll send a bit of chain along if you’re not sure they’ll fit so they can be worn on necklaces. And like with my witch bottles, I won’t charge for shipping if you’re in the US. But they ARE first come first serve so please talk to me before sending money if you want one.

I’ll make some more soon but these are what I have rn. My ko-fi account is: https://ko-fi.com/catfluid

Will update when I add more or they are sold!

My hair this morning is like POOF >:3c

me and @syrup are the backbone of the good place fandom on waterfall 

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📷: MVO (Марк Орлов)

hiccups are the devils work

One of the best ways I’ve found to deal with hiccups is to have someone (even if it’s just yourself) ask you to prove that you have the hiccups. It’s like, never failed me. I can never hiccup to prove it. Don’t ask me why this works. 

my mom used to try that with me bc when I was younger I'd get hiccups whenever I so much as giggled (now I only get them if I laugh super hard) and she also tried the "I'll give you 5 dollars if you hiccup for me right now". this would backfire because nothing, apparently, could supress the hiccups of doom.

☀️ ☀️ i'm gay like the fucking sun ☀️ ☀️ 

and here we see waterfall user corky, momentarily possessed by the god apollo

one like one prayer to uh. to uhhhhhhhhhhh

Michael at the beginning of the series: i am an eternal being who can see in nine dimensions and i am undefeatable

Michael at the end of season three: I AM Incompetent And My Neck Is Too Fat

me and @syrup are the backbone of the good place fandom on waterfall 

health update:

hello everyone!

being that temperatures in some areas are going to be off the shits, please please please remember to stay cool and hydrated! if you or someone else find yourself feeling dizzy, nauseous, experiencing muscle weakness, or having a rapid heartbeat, quickly get yourself or the person experiencing symptoms to a cooler area! use a damp cloth on your underarms on forehead to help cool down. if it doesnt help or symptoms worsen, seek medical help!

here's how you can stay cool:

• keep the lights off! light generates heat
• wear light clothing! dark clothing absorbs heat and you will be overheated
• keep the windows open if you do not have air conditioning! if you do, keep them closed!
• close the blinds! if you don't have any, use blankets to cover the windows
• if you have fans, have them on and nearby any source of cool air! this will help circulate the air

feel free to add any additional tips o/

Excellent post! A few extras from me:

• If you DO need a light on, get an LED bulb! You can get ones that use 4W of energy for the equivalent light of a 60W incandescent bulb (they also last a lot longer!)
• If you can, open a window on one side of the house, and a window on the opposite - this'll create a cross breeze pulling warm air out of the building. 
• Turn things OFF instead of leaving them on standby - stuff on standby still produces heat.
• Keep a spray bottle of water nearby and spritz yourself occasionally - even ambient temperature water will help cool you down quite a bit through evaporative cooling (a quick shower works too!)

• Take cold showers if you can. Or swap the water to cold right at the end. 
• You can buy stuff like "magicool" and cooling mists if you dont wanna use a spray bottle of water. They act the same but the mist always comes out Very Cold. 
• if you can, open all windows in ur house and keep the door to ur room open. Allow the air to flow freely. 
• keep a cloth or flannel wet with cold water next to you as u can dab iton u when u need it. 
• change ur clothes often and wipe urself if u hate feeling sweaty. 
• if ur watering the garden, do it once the sun is no longer shining right on the plants. And also water urself to stay cool lmao
• invest in a fan. Or seven. 
• for americans: dont bully ppl in europe or the uk who are suffering with the heat. We rarely have air con, most of us are not adapted to the heat, and the ppl who suffer the most are elderly, children or sick people. Ur bulling makes me wanna put u in an oven. 

- abby, a brit who is sivk of these fucking heatwaves

putting something back in the dishwasher like "okay this didn't get clean the first 50 times but maybe 51 is exactly how many it needs and me hand washing it now would be a complete waste of my time and energy. can't risk it"

Dude, we don’t wven have a dish washer and we do this shit. We just put it back in the sink and hope the whoever’s up for dishes gets it right next time.

its absolutely baffling how many times thisbhqs happened in a row with the same dish.

oh also did the good place just do THAT

i've heard it touches on capitalism and ethical consumption but i didn't think it'd be THAT straightworward